thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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dirtyberd:

sword holder 

insidiousmisandry:

i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars

waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave

boom clap the sound of my ass

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

Quick question for all of the people in the world with penises

rockhardpanda:

Why u gotta pee all over the toilet seat and not wipe that shit up I don’t understand why I gotta sit in ur piss whenever I wanna go to the bathroom just wipe up ur pee it takes three seconds or like aim ur dick at the giant toilet bowl instead of the seat when u pee please

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

when a fucking stop-motion barbie youtube series has more goddamn queer representation than your show you’re real fucking pathetic

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.